Norway doesn’t have a much of a football team and although they are big hitters in the economic and social world league indexes their football record in World and European cup competitions is nothing much to brag about. They compensate for this however by having possibly the most famous bit of football commentary ever.
The Norwegian broadcaster Bjørge Lillelien most famously reported on Norway’s unlikely 2-1 victory against England in a World Cup qualifier in Oslo on 9th September 1981. At the end of the match he was almost hysterical, no, he was completely hysterical and, alternating between English and Norwegian, he screamed into his microphone:
“We are best in the world! We have beaten England! England, birthplace of giants”,
And he followed this up by taunting a roll call of famous English people:
“Lord Nelson, Lord Beaverbrook, Sir Winston Churchill, Sir Anthony Eden, Clement Attlee, Henry Cooper, Lady Diana we have beaten them all, we have beaten them all! Maggie Thatcher, can you hear me? Maggie Thatcher your boys took a hell of a beating! Your boys took a hell of a beating!”
Away from football interestingly Norway has a national cricket team that are ranked a credible thirty-eighth in the World out of one hundred and five and a rugby team that is not so successful being ranked eighty-sixth out of ninety-four.