Age of Innocence – 1959, Missile Mail and Fidel Castro

Since the 1930s there had been various attempts at speeding up postal services.  In 1934 for example a rocket was launched over a sixteen kilometre flight path between two Hebridean islands in Scotland with a fuselage packed with mail.  Unfortunately the rocket exploded and destroyed most of its cargo, which was a bit of a shame if you had put ten shillings in a birthday card to someone!

In 1959 the U.S. Navy submarine USS Barbero assisted the US Post Office Department in its search for faster, more efficient forms of mail transportation with the first and only successful delivery of ‘Missile Mail’. Shortly before noon on 8th June, the Barbero fired a Regulus cruise missile with its nuclear warhead having earlier been replaced by two official Post Office Department mail containers from the Naval Auxiliary Air Station in Mayport, Florida and twenty-two minutes later, the missile struck its target at Jacksonville.

What an utterly absurd concept and probably only the American’s could waste hundreds of thousands of dollars on such a pointless exercise because it must have been obvious even to a five year old that this was never going to be a commercially viable proposition.

Even so the US Postmaster General declared it a great success and instantly proclaimed the event to be “of historic significance to the peoples of the entire world“, and predicted that “before man reaches the moon, mail will be delivered within hours from New York to California, to Britain, to India or Australia by guided missiles.  We stand on the threshold of rocket mail.

This was probably one of the most wildly inaccurate predictions ever made by a Government official and nothing more was ever heard again of ‘Missile Mail’.

Bill Bryson in “The life and times of the Thunderbolt Kid” sums up exactly why:

“Perhaps it occurred to someone that incoming rockets might have an unfortunate tendency to miss their targets and crash through the roofs of factories or hospitals, or that they might blow up in flight, or take out passing aircraft, or that every launch would cost tens of thousands of dollars to deliver a payload worth a maximum of $120 at prevailing postal rates”

In the world of entertainment the big star of 1959 in the United Kingdom was the plinky plonky pianist Russ Conway who had five top ten hits this year with the first two going all the way to No 1.  One of these, Side Saddle, stayed at the top spot for four weeks, and Russ was the top-selling UK artist of the year.  On the sheet music chart, three of his compositions were at number one, in total, for over six consecutive months.  Russ was a big star and famous as a pianist for having only seven fingers having lost the tip of one of his little digits in an accident whilst serving in the navy.

In world politics Fidel Castro became President of Cuba after overthrowing the corrupt pro-American Government and after getting a frosty reception from the United States, partly because he had closed down the casinos and seized the assets of the American owners, declared his friendship for Russia and established the first communist regime in the western hemisphere.

Now we didn’t just have to worry about the Soviet Union and Eastern Europe and this was going to be a bit of a problem in the future and Regulus cruise missiles were being quickly refitted with their nuclear warheads!

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20 responses to “Age of Innocence – 1959, Missile Mail and Fidel Castro

  1. Actually Castro told the Americans he didn’t want nationalise the sugar mills and everything else the Americans owned but hat he would buy them out and pay off over twenty years or so. But the Americans put a huge price on and said they’d give them a month (or some other ridiculous time, So Castro sent Guevara to London, Paris and Switzerland to try and borrow the money but Dean Rusk sent a message telling them not to lend the Cubans a penny so Guevara was offered money by either the Chinese or the Russians (I’m not sure which) and he accepted and that is why Cuba went into the Communist world. Also because Che and Raul Castro were always Communists right from the beginning and Fidel was not – in the beginning.

  2. Sorry about the typos. Been a long day.

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  4. Thank your for a very interesting post. I really enjoyed reading it 🙂

  5. I had no idea about the rocket mail. How ridiculous, cost aside, and dangerous. Tsk. Tsk.

  6. Now this is a bit of mail history I didn’t know – very interesting even if I did imagine letters and parcels getting scorched on the way – ah, but their dream of quick mail delivery “coast-to-coast-USA” did come true, even better – it’s now instant for letters and parcels, well they can wait 🙂

  7. the man with 7 fingers 1974

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